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Chattanooga Major Crimes detectives have charged Dathan “Dookie Butt” Mitchell in the stabbing of Jeramie Johnson on Saturday.

Police said the stabbing occurred around 10 p.m.

Officers were dispatched to 2718 4th Avenue where they discovered the 19-year-old victim lying on the ground with a stab wound to his right side.

He was taken to Erlanger Medical Center by Hamilton County Ambulance and underwent emergency surgery.

He is now listed in stable condition.

Major Crimes detectives later determined that the stabbing occurred on the parking lot of the Discount Food Mart located at 2413 4th Ave.

They said the victim ran from the convenience store before collapsing at the residence at 2718 4th Ave.

Witnesses and the victim identified Mitchell, 19, as the suspect who committed the stabbing.

Mitchell is charged with one count of attempted first degree murder and one count of aggravated assault.

The suspect has not been arrested at this time.

The motive for the stabbing is still under investigation.

Dookie Butt?
I really dont want to know.

MENOMONIE, Wis. Apr 7, 2006 (AP) - A 25-year-old man convicted of stealing hundreds of pairs of underwear was sentenced on Friday to one year in jail for his second conviction of stealing panties.

Anthony Allen Scholfield was also sentenced to 10 years probation on Friday in Dunn County Circuit Court, following his guilty plea to a felony burglary charge in February. He had faced more than 18 years in prison.

“It sure could have been a lot worse. It’s a difficult crime,” said Scholfield’s attorney, Peter Morin.

Scholfield had been accused of stealing three pair of thong underwear from a woman last summer. He allegedly broke into the woman’s home while she was out of town and stole what the woman described as “very distinctive-looking” underwear.

Scholfield was arrested a short time later after police found the underwear at his residence.

Scholfield was convicted of a similar felony burglary in 2003. Police had linked him to the theft of 854 panties.

His probation had ended days before the burglary last summer.

Scholfield will have to register as a sex offender because of his crimes, said Dunn County District Attorney Kris Cusick. He must also undergo sex offender treatment and pay a $2,500 fine.

So the guy is now a sex offender because he stole people’s undergarments?
Just another glaring example of why the sex offender registry is very wrong.
Introduced to ’save the children’ the sex offender registry has turned into a tool to humiliate and intimidate individuals found guilty of ’sex crimes’.
Even if sex was never involved like in this case.
If we are so concerned about child molesters then why not just have a registry for child sex abusers? But we don’t, all ’sex crime’ criminals are included. Guys before walking out of the house make sure ‘the barn door’ isn’t open, because if someone sees it, you could get charged for indecent exposure and thus become a sex offender.
If we have a registry for all sex offenses no matter how minor, how about one for felons? The bank robbers, killers and thieves, heck how about for anyone found guilty of a crime.

Published: 4th April 2006 10:57 CET

A Swedish doctor who has previously been cautioned in Sweden for using a controversial ‘anal massage’ technique to cure various kinds of pain has been fired from his job in Norway - for the second time.

A council in the Nord-Tröndelag area dismissed the doctor after only two weeks, when they realised that he was the same man who hit the headlines last year when another local authority fired him.

The man, who also runs a private clinic in Gothenburg, described his dismissal as part of a witch-hunt against him, and said that his technique is successful.

Several years ago, the man was warned by Sweden’s Medical Responsibility Board (HSAN) on at least three occasions, after treating an elderly woman’s headaches and back pain with his method. At the time he was working in the Stockholm area.

The Norwegian counterpart to HSAN has already had cause to warn the man after he delivered a load of Swedish jokes to a group of Norwegians who were mourning a death.

The man considers himself misunderstood.

“I have a personality disorder, or rather a syndrome, a form of Aspergers. Just like Bill Gates or Einstein, for example,” said the man in a recent interview with Aftonbladet.

“I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer.”

HSAN examined the research literature which the doctor used to support his use of his anal massage technique, but found that his treatment contradicted “scientific, tried and tested experience”.

What, they couldn’t give Dr. Butt’s name?
I mean anyone who gets paid to give anal massages and compares himself to Bill Gates and Einstein deserves the notoriety and be named.

A German has been ordered to stop laughing out loud in the woods after joggers complained he was disturbing the peace.

Accountant Joachim Bahrenfeld, 54, from Datteln said he goes to the woods after work and at weekends to have a good belly laugh.

“It’s part of living for me, like eating, drinking and breathing. I feel much better when I laugh, it’s freeing and healthy,” he said.

But he now faces a £4,000 fine or six months jail if he laughs out loud again after a jogger successfully took him to court saying he was disturbing the peace.

German laugh expert Susanne Maier, who founded the German Laughter Academy which aims to teach serious minded Germans to lighten up, said: “Mr Bahrenfeld has been doing what we advise our students to do and that is to find a place they like to have a good old giggle.

“It would do the person who made the complaint and the judge good to come along to our school and learn for themselves the benefits of letting it all go.”

A $4,800 fine or 6 months in jail for laughing in the woods?
That’s crazy. Why not just stay home and laugh. Is there something funny in the woods, or he just laughing at the joggers.
German Laughter Academy?
That’s even crazier.
Funny, they don’t have a website. Laughing to much to put one up?

A 13 year old boy singing ‘Its Raining Men”.
Am I the only one that finds this a little, um odd?