HouseofMike

This is one of those very few places where I say ‘there ought to be a law’.

I mean come freakin on. The picture is not even close. If that isn’t false advertising I dont know what is.

Check out this site which has plenty more examples of food reality not measuring up to the marketing photo. The site is in German, I think, but the pictures speak for themselves.

From their hidden sanctuary high atop Mount Dew, the Mountain Dew Council Of Elders formally passed judgment on area teen Brian Ruderman yesterday, unanimously ruling him “not radical” and sentencing him to eternal banishment from the Extreme Network.

“To you, Brian Ruderman, we have said in the past, Do the Dew,” Mountain Dew Highfather Snow-boardus the Totally Radical said as the final verdict was delivered. “But from this day forth say we it no longer, saying to ye instead, Brian Ruderman, go forth from this place, leave us, and Do the Dew no more.” ..continue..

My favorite ‘The Onion’ article, good to see their older stuff being put back on the site.

Ingredients
2 servings of rice
1 cup broccoli florets
1 clove garlic minced
1/2 pound medium frozen cooked shrimp, thawed
2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce
1 tablespoon oil

Instructions
1. Prepare rice as normal.
2. Heat oil in skillet, add broccoli and garlic, stir for 2 minutes.
3. Add shrimp and teriyaki cook and stir addition 2 minutes.
4. Add rice to shrimp mixture in skillet, mix well. Serve.

Ingredients
1/2 pound boneless beef sirloin steak, cut into strips
1 red pepper cut into strips
1/4 cup sliced green onions
1/4 cup barbecue sauce, any flavor
2-4 servings of rice.
1 tablespoon oil

Directions
1. Cook rice as normal.
2. Heat oil in skillet, cook steak, peppers, and onions 4-5minutes until steak is cooked through.
3. Add barbecue sauce to steak mixture, cook until heated through.
4. Serve rice topped with steak mixture.

Ingredients
1 1/2 pound ground beef
1 Cup Onions Chopped
1 Cup Green Pepper Chopped
2 Garlic Cloves Minced
16oz. Spaghetti Sauce
8oz. Mozzarella Cheese
Parmesan Cheese
1 Cup Milk
1 Tablespoon Oil
2 Eggs
1 Cup Flour
1/2 teaspoon Salt

Directions
1. Preheat oven to 400.
2. Brown ground beef, drain.
3. Stir in onion, pepper, garlic, spaghetti sauce and simmer for 10 minutes.
4. In bowl, combine milk, oil and egg, beat 1 minute at medium speed.
5. Add flour and salk, beat 2 minutes.
6. Pour beef mixture into ungreased 13/9 pan.
7. Top mixture with mozzarella cheese.
8. Pour batter over cheese covering it completely.
9. Bake at 400 for 25-30 minutes until puffed and deep golden brown.