British woman weds dolphin

January 4, 2006

British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by “marrying” a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported.

Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart. [.continue.]

You see what happens when we let the gays marry, now its the dolphins. What is next?
Does this mean I can marry that wonder case of Mikes Hard Lemonade I keep spending time with?

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