What do people taste like?

October 29, 2005

As a meat eater, I have eaten beef, pork, turkey, chicken, deer, rabbit, alligator, lamb and whatever animals the local Chinese restaurant uses. I have always wondered what the Homo sapiens tastes like. Besides the legal and social objections that come with eating man meat, really hard to come across someone selling the stuff. How would you prepare it anyway? Well now there is a solution, its Hufu - The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!

Apparently Hufu is a tofu flavored food. No meat of any kind is used.
Even has recipes on the website, yummmm.

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Comments

3 Responses to “What do people taste like?”

  1. travis H on April 3rd, 2007 2:07 pm

    as a homo sapien eatter. i have noticed that the females breat taste more like a males inner thigh

  2. Kool-Aide on March 5th, 2008 8:05 pm

    I imagine we would taste a bit on the tougher side of steak since we eat more fatty foods and sugars and stuff than cows do. Probably salty too. I wouldn’t think we taste bad either. I don’t see what the big fuss is about if someone wants to eat another person by all means do it. Better then letting them go to waste. I don’t personally eat man meat but I have always wondered what it would taste like. If I was you i’d just cook it like a steak and see how it tastes. Remember to lay off the salt though if we do taste salty. Some steak sauce and some seasoning and boom your done. ;) Have fun with your human taste testing.

  3. Mike on March 5th, 2008 8:28 pm

    Sadly the eathufu website closed down in 2006, according to wikipedia.

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